Thursday, May 08, 2008


This photo is the one that brings the most blog hits here. I am not sure why. The poor dog has been ogled at enough, let him live his life in peace and privacy after his tussle with the local neighborhood porcupine.

He is shocked and dismayed that these photos have become so popular amongst the internet elite, but asks that you let him move on from this embarrassing episode of his life and let him recover quietly. He will issue another statement in the future, if one is needed. He says he's fine and only occasionally suffers traumatic flashbacks.

Moving on....

Also popular amongst bloggers is a post I once did for the book Wicked. Apparently there are a lot of people on the lookout for homework cheats. We are an immoral generation. DO YOUR OWN DAMN HOMEWORK.

Moving on...

Since I posted the Cuss-O-Meter, I had sorta, kinda, been on a mission to up my cussing percentage on this blog. It is not working. I just did a check up and my cussing has actually dropped to 10.2%. I am a failure at dirty language. Fuck.

And finally...

This is the motorcycle that The Handsome JC has bought, the Harley-Davidson Rocker C. It seems he will take delivery of it next week, which means that he will have it when I am at his house over Memorial Day weekend. Luckily for me, at the moment it does not have a passenger seat, but he seems to be on a mission to acquire one. I do not like motorcycles, but I won't count anything out until I try it. That thing looks way too fast for my liking though.

That is all. Have a lurvely Thursday.


BikerbabeNJ said...

poor pooch

sweet bike! he's got good taste!

Odat said...

Hey...why not get one of those side car seats for the bike!!! You can just sit there looking good smiling and waving....ahahahahahaha.
That is one nice bike tho!!!!!


Jess said...

Odat has good intentions, but me, I say this to you: Get off your ass and go be a PROPER biker beyotch, get your own two wheels and get that shit rollin! Wahoooooooooooooooooooo! (P.S. If you had happened to turn around right now, you would have seen me to do the two finger ozzy goat head hand thing...PARTY ON!) (HEY, wanna go smoke?!)