My friend gave birth at age 65.
With all the new technology regarding fertility in recent years, a 65-year-old Friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
"May I see the new baby?" I asked
"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."
Thirty more minutes passed and I ance again asked, "May I see please your new baby now?"
"No, not yet," she said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I anxiously asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my friend.
Growing impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?" "Okay...Alright .... WHEN HE CRIES ... WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE .... I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE I PUT HIM .... Okay ?!!