But on the bright side, while I was doing my 2 minute research on the subject, I stumbled across something much more interesting. I give you the Betty. For those of us girls who still have, ya know, unkemptness in our nether regions, this product is for you.
Our Award Winning betty™ products are specially formulated color dyes for the hair down there. In just a few years, we have hundreds of thousands of happy customers using betty to naturally match their hair above, cover gray or just for fun! Whether you're a blonde (be a true blonde now!), radiant auburn, rich brunette, raven black or want to try hot pink for fun, our easy to use no-drip formula gives you the perfect finishing touch.
Sorry, but I have always been somewhat disturbed at the thought of gray hair DOWN THERE.
The site says, "This Valentines Day give a Love or Fun betty kit!" *Comes with free heart stickers* I guess that is to turn your lady bits into fun piles of red/hot pink fuzz, and cover it with heart stickers. I don't know about you, but if J got me this for a gift, my response would be "I will if you will, and only then."
Apparently the men love it too!
BETTY IS LOVED BY MEN!
When we first launched the betty colors, we didn't realize how many men would be interested in using it. Turns out that men love betty to manscape - dye their hair down there! Our male customers told us they had no product to use to cover gray, tried current mens hair color products for color manscaping- but it left them severely irritated and burned.
Men everywhere are flocking to use betty's specially formulated no-drip hair dyes made with natural ingredients and skin conditioners, keeping any betty (or bob!) safe!
St. Patrick's Day is coming up -
Please please please.. anyone who is willing to try this, send pics of your clover shaped.. ya know... yeah that, along with a leprechaun sticker stuck to it. I don't normally want to post pics of that but I totally will if you will let me put your name on it.
I would, but I lack the... J likes it......... well.......... I don't have....