Ugh

I am in the process of packing up my life and moving to another state... that in no way explains my extreme and utter laziness when it comes to posting. I'm just a lazy slack ass.

I am now, however, living with only a bed to sit on since I've given away most of my furniture, but I haven't yet begun to pack up my bedroom. That room has 10 years worth of old clothes to sort through, a million sets of sheets that won't fit the bed in the new place, odds ends and crap to throw out. I also have (in the kitchen, not in the bedroom), 4 sets of dishes and about 47 drinking glasses and approximately 18 coffee cups. Yes I know, that is a bit extreme for one person to have, but I get bored. Luckily I won't have to pack any spoons because I have somehow lost them all.

Anyway, from now until the end of October, that will be the extent of my life and my extracurricular activities. Packing. And occasionally drinking a beer or two with friends from work (if they invite me). Nothing much to blog about there.. although the last time I went and had a beer (or two) with friends from work, an argument broke out between two attorneys from our office, which left one of them in tears and the other storming off in a foggy, hazy, slightly drunken sort of rage. Good times.

Later, best beloved. I shall post again soon I promise. Even if it is only fluff stuff. ;-)

I LOVE This Guy!

Liberty Bell

Those nearest and dearest to me are familiar with my odd habit of having extremely strange and colorful dreams. I often wake up and launch into a story about what happened in the dream. After a few times of doing that the novelty wears off and I get stared at as if I have interrupted their important conversation to tell them the sky is blue or water is wet.

This time it was the Handsome JC’s turn. I told him that he had bought the Liberty Bell off of Ebay and when it arrived at our house, it turned out to be much smaller than I expected it to be, but it did come with a handy dandy display case for it. I wasn’t at all surprised (in the dream) that he could buy the Liberty Bell off of Ebay, and he wasn’t at all surprised that I would dream something so completely stupid. After I told him he didn’t bat an eyelash and just segued the conversation about how he only lives two hours from Philadelphia and has never been there to see it.

I love my family. hehe

Quote for the Day:

(via email)

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply:
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

Talk Like A Pirate Day is Here!

The tide I ben waitin' fer, me favorite tide o' th' voyage. In me wanderings I be havin' located historically relevant pictures o' a sea dog that looks strikingly like me gorgeous grandchild and thought I would share them wi' ye, me beloved scallywags.





More swashbucklin' fun t' come....

Pranks

I think I posted about this once before a long time ago, but I’m too lazy to go back and check so I’ll do it again while I’m thinking about it.

Jess' roommate works at a pet store and Jess is, at this very moment, conspiring an epic prank upon his person. The ideas so far are:

1. Call and say that the fish that they thought was male has laid eggs, and ask if the pet store is going to help support all those babies.

2. Call and say that they are in the process of moving, can’t take the fish they’ve had for a couple of years with them, and ask if it is safe to eat them as opposed to flushing them down the toilet.

3. Call and say that her fish was pregnant and ask if they provide fish abortions.

4. Call and claim to be a local restaurant who has ran out of the main ingredient for Rabbit Coq Au Vin, and needs to purchase every rabbit they have in the store ASAP.


The possibilities are endless.

When our receptionist had her beloved dog neutered I wanted sooooo badly to call her up and tell her that the dog turned out to be hermaphrodite and had to be spayed as well. It was also considered to call her up pretending to be a local Chinese restaurant and asking her if she wanted the collar and leash back. Alas, I was unable to bring myself to do these to her, but one day soon I will be able to use those on someone. It is one of my life goals before I die.

Yes Yes I Know

I have been a slack ass lately. Too many things going on. It has sapped my creative juices. (snicker)

Okay, so I know that this is Pirate Week. My favorite holiday of the year is on Friday when we all get to TALK LIKE A DAMN FREAKIN PIRATE ALL DAY LONG YAYYYYYY! But I saw this on Youtube and thought it was the funniest thing ever.

Ninja Cat



And this one.......

Dramatic Cat