Thursday, May 22, 2008

Ummm..

Does jacking off inside a car count as having sex with it?

This is the stupidest story I think I have read all year.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.



Holyfuckingmoley

Why oh why did they identify this idiot as American.. we get bad enough press as it is.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7 comments:

BikerbabeNJ said...

good gawd - sheesh... some people just aren't right... and to think there are a group of them????

Hey, lets all get together Saturday night and have an orgy... I can just hear it now....

Odat said...

I wonder if he has a hot rod. ;-)

Peace

Deb said...

Okay missy, that was really nasty.

LOL

Jess said...

I am speachless...there are certain things in life that I am ok not knowing about...thankfully I don't drive a "cute" car and probably don't have to worry about coming out and seeing my car getting humped...but Dave might want to watch his car...

CGHill said...

At least we haven't had any "lube" jokes so far.

Mark said...

Ah, his love is like a well oiled machine...

Sorry cghill.

Deb said...

You people crack me up.

HAHAHAHAHAAAA