I have a new (improved) grandchild on the way, so in honor of the currently peanut sized munchkin, I am going to start a book collection for his/her future reading pleasure. I thought I might start with this list of educational gems:
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
9 comments:
Nice Gramma!!!!!! ;-d
(those are funny tho!)
Peace
congratulations grandma....I like the choice of books lol :)
BWAH!!! Some gems.
Funny stuff!
And uh huh, no way you're a grandma!!
Tis true, grammy to be here. I am resigned to my fate.
Grandma's are OLD.
But I am willing to buy some of these books for your new grandchild(ren)
I am just a kind soul like that. Now quit looking at this and get to work.
Have you been to Granny Training School yet?
Your list has power! I need to go to the john from laughing, and Chrysler's going out on strike! Damn you're good.
I'm happy to have been of service CEO. I hope your trip to the john was productive.
(snicker)
Great list! I've always wanted to write a pop-up sex book, but I don't know enough about it.
Congratulations on your expected grandchild!
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