Donkey Cigarette Dispenser
You smoke (even though you probably shouldn't) and being the suave smoker you are, you want the latest in smoking accessories. Store your favorite smokes in this donkey's pack and when you need a fix, just press his ears down and he'll dispense a cigarette from his behind. Each 7-1/2" long by 5" tall plastic burro is a charmingly crude addition to any room. Fits about 25 cigarettes and comes in our illustrated window box.
This gift just screams "class," and knowing the person that I share my office with on a daily basis, she will absolutely love it. Also under consideration is the Answer Me Jesus. Last Christmas she was aching for someone to give this to her as a gift, so maybe I will oblige her this year.
Maybe I should put it to a vote.