Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Christmas

Yes. I know it is a bit early, but being the forward thinker that I am, I am starting to think about Christmas gifts. I am considering buying the following gift for my office partner:



Donkey Cigarette Dispenser

You smoke (even though you probably shouldn't) and being the suave smoker you are, you want the latest in smoking accessories. Store your favorite smokes in this donkey's pack and when you need a fix, just press his ears down and he'll dispense a cigarette from his behind. Each 7-1/2" long by 5" tall plastic burro is a charmingly crude addition to any room. Fits about 25 cigarettes and comes in our illustrated window box.


This gift just screams "class," and knowing the person that I share my office with on a daily basis, she will absolutely love it. Also under consideration is the Answer Me Jesus. Last Christmas she was aching for someone to give this to her as a gift, so maybe I will oblige her this year.



Who wouldn't love a pink Jesus statue that has a slightly tilted sense of humor??



Maybe I should put it to a vote.


Which gift should my office partner get for Christmas this year?
Cigarette Donkey
Answer Me Jesus
The class level of this blog has taken a tumble into the abyss
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4 comments:

BikerbabeNJ said...

I think you've absolutely gone bonkers.

But, that's just me.

(you crack me up)

Odat said...

Well Biker we know she's bonkers, but that's besides the point...
Altho I've stopped smoking I sure would love that donkey!! I wonder if he could dispense, candy, like licorice stickes cut in half or sompin...
Peace

CGHill said...

I wonder if Jesus ever wore a "What Would I Do?" bracelet.

Deb said...

If you had an Answer Me Jesus you could ask him.