My kids. I love them. They drive me insane. I am only still free and wandering the streets because I want to make sure I am as much of a burden on them as I can possibly be when I get old(er) (HAHAHAHAAAAAA).
I was speaking to my daughter a couple of nights ago. She is getting married in 3 weeks, and I am trying to help out and send her money for the wedding. She called me asking when I was going to send the money, and I told her. I said I also had to send money to her brother as well, since his birthday is this next week. She said he could wait, her wedding was more important. I informed her that no, he could not wait.. it is his 16th birthday and he has plans for the money. She said, "But he's been such a dick lately! He doesn't deserve it!"
Fast forward to the next day. My son called asked if I had sent his birthday money yet. I answered him and told him how much it was (because he asked and I'm cool that way). I told him I couldn't send more because I was helping his sister out with her wedding. He said his birthday was more important. I informed him that no, as important as his birthday is, her wedding is just as important. He said, "But she's been such a bitch lately! She doesn't deserve it!"
(You think I'm exaggerating? I'm not.. the conversations were almost word for word identical)
I informed them both that they needed to be nicer to each other.
They are so going to regret driving me crazy like this.