Dr. Creepy!!!

It is that time again... time for (drum roll please)....... Dr. Creepy!

As some of you may (or may not) know, I am Dr. Creepy's most avid fan. I live for the days that some (loser) pour soul asks him a question. His advice column has helped me through many a tough decisions.

Show him your support. Show him how much we appreciate his selfless commitment to the downtrodden masses. Show him that changing his phone number and filing a restraining order against me was an overreaction.