Sunday, May 28, 2006

I Never

Twenty things I've never done:

1. I never went to college or university.
2. I've never smoked pot.
3. I've never traveled to another continent.
4. I've never been arrested.
5. I've never driven a stick shift.
6. I've never completely trusted anyone.
7. I've never been to New York City.
8. I've never had a one night stand.
9. I've never had a brand new car.
10. I've never had a secret admirer.
11. I've never learned another language.
12. I've never been a blonde.
13. I've never watched The Godfather.
14. I've never won more than $5.
15. I never liked the smell of Surf Detergent.
16. I've never paid to go to a concert.
17. I never learned to play a musical instrument.
18. I've never given a speech in public.
19. I've never been able to make good stuffed peppers.
20. I've never jumped out of a perfectly good airplane.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

boringgggggggg

live dangerously why doncha?

(and I'm NOT scary)

thbbbbbpt

Brian J. said...

Now, a real secret admirer wouldn't have let you know, would he or she?

I mean, come on, once someone says he or she is a secret admirer, even anonymously, it blows the cover.

At least, I hope my legions of secret admirers are very, very good at secrecy.

Deb said...

That's true.. okay I have loads of secret admirers. Now that you mention it I much prefer to think of it like that. lol

Odat said...

all right ...you just stole my list of 20 things i HAVE DONE!!!
(all except get arrested and jump out of a plane)....geeze...!

Livemalls said...

I'm with you on 2, 4, 5, 6, 9, 12, 15, 19, and 20.

Deb said...

So Steve, does that mean that you had a one night stand with your secret admirer while you were in New York City after winning the lottery?

;-)

GermanChocolateGirl said...

lol! this is cute! I have done everything on your list except for #7, #12, and #20. But I'm older than u! :) Secret Admirers are so great until you eventually find out who they are. I wish they would just stay secret sometimes!

curmudgeon said...

Hmm. I've never been a blonde either.
And as for #20, "There's only two things that fall outta the sky. Bird shit and idiots."

Deb said...

DAMMNNN I've been called an idiot a lot lately. I was supposed to go skydiving with my son for his 16th birthday, but apparently the U.S. has this minimum age requirement thing. (sheesh)

So I will either 1) have to take him skydiving in England where the minimum age is 16; or 2) wait until he turns 18. But I will be going. Its on my list of things to do before I die (possibly the very last thing. hehe).

;-)