The naked people were up late last night, on a diligent search for more of their kind. From oh about, 9:30 my time to this morning, I had 7 search hits for "nudist", and even one for "dwarf nudist." I had no idea how discriminating they were, seeking out the company of their same species. I guess they aren't like the rest of us (the ones with clothes on). Us clothes people aren't so finicky in our tastes most of the time. We'll read anybody.
I know there has to be a joke in there somewhere.