I get into strange moods and go shopping for weird items. The weirder the better and what is weirder than zombie gifts?
How To Speak Zombie. I swear this is the best idea EVER. How else would a couch potato like me survive other than totally fitting in? Its not like I will be able to run from them (sore knee), its not like I carry an axe around to destroy the brain or remove the head. I will only survive by pretending to be a zombie because, everyone knows, zombies don't eat other zombies. I love the pronunciation button. GOTTA HAVE.
Jess and I rearranging magnets into insults on the filing cabinet next to my desk. Good times. They had me at "her skin is chewy."
There you go, I must stop now because it has already crossed my mind to send J a list for my upcoming birthday. If any of you are interested, these amazing items can be found at ThinkGeek, and email me and I'll send you my mailing address because you know you want to buy this crap for me. :-)
WAIT WAIT - HOLD THE PRESSES, I found something else that I gotta have. Its not zombiefied or anything so it doesn't really fit in with this post, but OMG -
bluetooth handset! It looks like a retro phone handset but connects to my cell phone via bluetooth (see what I did there I have already claimed it as mine). NEEEEEEED THIS and I have emailed an enthusiastic link to J. Think he'll pick up on the hint? hehe