Thursday, October 07, 2010
I was in the process of removing all my posts and I was just going to leave one that said "Goodbye," but I have found myself noticing the absurdities of life again lately and need an outlet to post them. Facebook doesn't do it for me because my parents (and all my Canada-ian relatives) are listed as friends there, and any fucking bad language would cause my parents to disown me and remove me from their will. Soooo.. here I am, back again.
I've been gone so long that I don't know what all the Blogspot does these days, so I will have to spend some time exploring all the various bells & whistles (and do lots of button pushing) to see what is what. Hopefully I won't screw my blog up because 1) I no longer have a backup of it since I reformatted my computer; and 2) there is no 2 really, I just thought numbering my sorry excuses made them look more plausible. Hopefully there will be a few of you who remember me. If not, maybe a few more friends will wander this way.
Okay so let's start with current news. We (as in J and myself) have bought a house that we will be moving into at the end of the month. It has a pool. The rest of the house is irrelevant. Unfortunately, moving into a house with a pool in Maryland means that the pool will be unused until next spring, and that fucking pool will be mocking me all winter long. Stupid pool.
Also, I have discovered that "Do you have a blog?" is now an accepted job interview question. How am I supposed to answer that?? Do I confess to having a blog and have them find out that I'm an irreverent cow, or do I lie? Its a conundrum. ADVISE ME PLEASE!
In further news, our dog Maybe has gone senile. She is 16 years old and for the most part acts like a puppy (when she's not asleep), but she has also forgotten that she is housetrained and that peeing on the carpet is a definite no-no. How do you discipline a 16 year old senile dog? I can't smack her on the nose with a newspaper cuz it might make her pee again.. plus that would feel like I'm trying to discipline someone's grandmother.. it would be disrespectful. Another conundrum.
So there ya go. Posting my mundane daily issues make them seem more interesting really.
I MISSED YOU GUYS!!!