Thursday, October 28, 2010

In Honor of Halloween (and because I'll be offline for a few days)

I thought I'd put together a list of the all time top 5 horror movie titles with the cheesiest descriptions (in my inflated opinion, that is). Without further ado:

#5 Buttcrack



The gun-totin', Bible-thumpin' Preacher Man Bob must right the universal karma accidently set wrong when Brian inadvertantlty kills his obnoxious butt-cleavaged roommate, Wade.  (I have actually seen this one and laughed my ass off BWAHAHAHAHAHAA...  was a Christmas gift from the former boss dude.)

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#4 Rabid Grannies



When given a demonic present by their black sheep nephew two kindly old grannies are transformed into demons who proceed to gorily knock-off their greedy relatives.

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#3 Killer Condom



A professor blackmails a student of his into having sex with him. But when the professor puts on a condom, the carnivorous condom bites off his penis and disappears.

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#2 Pot Zombies 


Radioactive weed turns people into zombies with the munchies for human flesh!

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#1 Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead


When the American Chicken Bunker, a military-themed fried-chicken chain, builds a restaurant on the site of an ancient Indian burial ground, local protesters aren't the only ones crying fowl!

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Personally I can't wait to watch the Poutrygeist movie  (I bet I never look at KFC the same again.).  I totally plan to watch all the rest for Halloween.  :-)

2 comments:

Jess said...

Happy birthday beyotch!!! XOXO

And you forgot to put on those killer, zombie sheep movie that you and Dave cracked up over for so long!

Deb said...

Thanks chicklet! *lick*

Black Sheep... I totally forgot about that movie, but the name isn't all that funny so I probably wouldn't have listed it anyway. Seriously, nothing can beat Killer Condom or Poultrygeist Night of the Chicken Dead. LOL