I did a blog post a while back, back in your party days.. back when you, like the majority of Americans, dabbled with the apocynum cannabinu, piddled with the pretendica, fondled the flowers (sorry, I love Urban Dictionary) - smoked the ganja - okay okay I'll stop - you got busted with the weed. I did this post from the perspective of your arresting officer and, personally, I thought it quite clever. However, looking back I can spot one mistake that I made in that post. I posted a picture of you from Gilligan's Island days. You were smokin' hot in that pic and apparently lots and LOTS of people thought so as well since I get the majority of my blog hits from people Googling that picture.
I love ya Dawn, I really do, but this development has started to bug me. I have done so many other posts that were cleverer, yet they don't receive any of the attention that you in your itty bitty shorts do.
But I'm not bitter.
Most people would be thinking about now that any attention to my blog is better than none (and to be fair, if not for your hotness, this blog would be receiving none).
Wait.. wait.. okay. I'll take it. I concede that most people would be right. Keep it coming people - Dawn Wells rocks the farm!
My apologies for the complaints Dawn. I take it all back. In fact I will post another picture of your current hotness (damn woman look your age for gawd's sake). It isn't fair that you are still this gorgeous at your age.
(Sorry, I had to.)