1) The Dismember Me Plush Zombie
Every child should have one of these, to prepare them for the eventual zombie onslaught. If they know which parts remove easiest, they will have a head start (get it.. head??) on all their friends and they may survive the invasion with most of their body parts intact.
2) The Poseable R/C Zombie
Fun for the entire family. What better way to play with your cats. I can see it now, wake the cats up from their blissful nap with a walking, groaning brain eater. It would entertain
3) For you literary types (Brian J.), Pride & Prejudice and Zombies
I personally have not perused this literary classic, but I have now added it to my reading list, if for nothing else than to expand my horizons, heighten my sense of elegance and maybe, just maybe, there will be hints on how to survive the upcoming zombie invasion.
4) And finally, I have saved the best for last - the Crawling Zombie Torso Gelatin Mold
How else do you expect your loved ones to harden themselves to the eventual zombie invasion? Life-like Jello molds always do the trick! Although the informative description on the website is quite entertaining, this is serious business people! Zombies are coming.. in fact I think some of them have arrived (think ex husbands and/or boyfriends). Be prepared, is what I like to say.
There you have it, my contribution to society for today. Now I'm off to make this place impeccably clean for when we are on lockdown to save ourselves from the zombie horde.
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P.S.: For some reason Blogger is making my visual enhancements totally huge, but I can't be arsed to fix it right now, so oh well. ***UPDATE - FIXED, YAYYY****