Today I have a sore left knee, and twisted right ankle, and I have no idea which side to hobble on, but I think I will survive the ordeal. The receptionist and my boss, Acid Brother, both laughed at my misfortune and then both had the nerve to deny it.
Anyway, since I am unsure how much posting I will be able to do in the next week, I will post some Halloween hilarity.
First is Zombie Home, a website for Zombie Rights. Some of the comments really struck me:
"I just want people to know that there are plently of celebrities who are with us in this zombie cause. Here are some names: 1. Rob Zombie 2. Ozzy Osbourne 3. Marilyn Manson 4. The Undertaker 5. Tim Burton 6. Johnny Depp 7. Cher"
"I'm not even a zombie, I'm just really into Zombie sex... and I get discriminated against too!"
"I was walking down the street, having been a zombie for five years, and an old lady spat at me! So injust..."
Come on people! How can we just sit and pretend this travesty isn’t happening right under our noses?? Stand up and count yourself amongst the believers in Zombie Rights! Be strong! (And be able to run fast!)
Turn up the sound for the REALLY REALLY scary part. I was horrified at what I heard!
(But the snails are kind of cute.)
That is all for now. I shall return soon.