Thursday, September 25, 2008

Quote for the Day:

(via email)

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply:
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

2 comments:

curmudgeon said...

And sometimes, she'll offer it up free!

Deb said...

Somehow Curmy I knew you'd have something to say to this. ;-)