Oy

Who knew there were so many choices (so little time). In the world of vibrators, I have come to realize there are more choices than one person can make.


First is the Blue Tooth vibrator. Apparently it can be operated via Blue Tooth from remote locations by a loving partner... but what happens if your partner has an ornery streak? Orgasm in that business meeting? While in line at the grocery store? Random orgasm while driving down the road? Anyway, here is the link.




How about this handy dandy vibrator for the person who wants to hide the fact that she (or he I guess) likes to have solo orgasms? Oh don't mind me, my cell phone is set on industrial strength vibrate. Hey Jess, does that sound familiar at all? (hehe)




Next we have the OhMyBod Ipod Vibrator. Plug this thang into your IPod and you get nifty vibrations to the beat of your music. (haha..she said beat)

For those of you have money to burn (or vibrate away), this 18k gold plated vibrator, retailing at $1,350. If you are interested, it can be ordered here.

The Hello Kitty vibrator. For those among us who rank high on the ickiness meter.




And finally, the best for last(or worst, whichever way you want to look at it). The pet vibrator. You know you love your dog. Unfortunately this has brought to my mind people who REALLY REALLY love their dog. I think I'll go bleach my eyeballs now.