Monday, June 04, 2007

The Bathroom Chronicles, Continued

Things at the office have settled down to a steady pace. Yes, I still go into the bathroom and turn the light off when I leave. Yes, the Potty Monitor still goes in there and turns it back on. It is nice to know that the more things change, the more they stay the same.


Two weeks ago the light in the bathroom burned out. I wasn't downstairs to witness the chaos this created. The ceilings in the office are very high, so it took some cajoling of the runner to climb the ladder and change the bulb. Since he was aware of the light drama, he took it upon himself to install not just a regular 60 watt bulb. No. He put in a freaking flood light, thinking he was being amusing. I swear now when a person goes in there to pee they come out with a tan.

Potty Monitor was absolutely delighted.

Now when I go in there I have to turn the light off so I am not blinded.

I have now started calling it the interrogation room (you know, overhead spotlight and stuff). My new goal is to start everyone in the building calling it that.



BikerbabeNJ said...

Did ya make a sign for the door as to it's new identity?

Odat said...

So now it's "Excuse me while I go be integrated" or "I'm going to integragate"?