Saturday, March 10, 2007


This is Tyrone, my former boss that I mentioned in an earlier post. I thought I should let you see what he looks like. Although he is small of stature, it is very apparent, even now, what it is about him that drew me to him. The dark good looks, the bad boy attitude, the leather. I fell hard for him at first, but I soon found out that I wasn't his one and only. I still get weak in the knees when I think of him in all his mullety glory.

I only went to work on the streets to make him jealous, but that didn't work, obviously.

The guy next to him (the one wearing the tie-dyed bicycle shorts), his name is Duwayne... I turned to him for comfort after Tyrone left me for Shaneeqwa. I was with him for quite a while. That nasty break up is a whole different story, so I will save it for another day. Just understand that Tyrone doesn't always just work his charm on us girls. Guys are susceptible to his wicked, bad boy ways as well.

Sometimes I still wake up at night, after a hard day's work at the Walmart Snack Center, and wish that Tyrone was with me. He was the love of my life.


Joe Bob said...

so you're bringing the snacks from work for tonite then? I may be a little late..having a hard time locating my Grateful Dead tie-dyed spandex I was gonna wear for you tonite.

Odat said...

Damn...I thought I was Duwayne's one and the truth comes out! you lil harlot!!!!!

curmudgeon said...

What a hunk of manhood there.

Sassan Sanei said...

Tyrone, huh? Congratulations, that is quite possibly the most contextually appropriate use of the word "mullety" I have ever seen.

markoos... said...

he kinda looks angry. i don't think i'd like him very much if he got angry!