Thursday, November 23, 2006

Personal Ads

I found this ad on Craig's List. It made me giggle. ;-)

I am a big jerk who is totally self absorbed. I would tell you about my job but who really cares. I would tell you about some of my previous life experiences but I think you couldn't handle most of it. I don't fit in, in any situation, and do not enjoy staying at home. I also despise going out for a "night on the town". Laughing is for losers and I see the humor in no situations. I am extremely outgoing at first but then get very shy once I get to know you.

I bring a total lack of respect into any relationship and believe that playing games and deceitful tactics are the bedrock cornerstones of any successful encounter with the opposite sex. When you find out I have been cheating on you the only comment I expect to hear is "Well Played".

I am looking for a woman without any goals in life who is not very smart and would enjoy being in a relationship that is full of lies, cheating and stealing (please bring a large bank account to the relationship or at least a home I could leverage behind your back). It would also help if you have absolutely no expectations of me. And of course hygiene is completely optional.

If you "get" this profile then feel free to contact me. If the words "holler at your girl" with at least one misspelled word (i.e. holla, atcha or gurl) are anywhere in your profile, then please remove the statement before contacting me. I won't tolerate jackasses and the inclusion of this phrase ensures this is what you are.

11 comments:

mist1 said...

Sounds like my kind of guy. I have to go back and misspell a word in my profile.

The CEO said...

My wife has no idea why I just raced over and kissed her. I'm not talking about a peck either.

Just D said...

Glad I could be of service. :-)

Odat said...

So? Did you contact him?
(only kidding!) ;-) peace

Bikerbabenj said...

THAT'S IT! I need to adjust my standards... (raise em that is) I wish someone had told me those qualifications would have gotten me noticed sooner. ;-)

Happy Thanksgiving my friend.

The CEO said...

Yeah Just D, you're turning out to be more than just another pretty face

Just D said...

Yeah I hear that all the time C.

hehe

Nina said...

Oh wow! I've actually met this guy.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

He won't tolerate jackasses?

It must be pretty hard living with himself.

PARLANCHEQ said...

But you left off his contact info. How am I to contact the man of my dreams??

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