The Author's Review was especially amusing:
The book being reviewed was The Bible. Who knew God was English....?Reviews From the Author
Please read my book, but don't take it too literally - some of my co-authors were a little too zealous and I'm not sure it all came out right in translation. If you want the short version, here it is: Be nice to each other, would you? It was a hellish job creating the world and all that, and I'd be most pleased if you didn't all mess it up. As you were. Love, God.
4 comments:
I'm gonna wait for the mini-series.
That's pretty funny! Kinda tempting to sign on and write reviews as if I were the author.
Damn. No pressure, but I'd really worry about giving that one a bad review, considering.
Most authors can't get away with bad syntax, run-on sentences, and sketchy research.
Funny.
Too bad The Bible doesn't come stamped with this reviews first line.
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