Friday, October 13, 2006
OK. I'm Better Now.
And to prove it, in the spirit of lighthearted fun, I am posting the following jokes. In no way should these be taken as men bashing, because I have in the past posted picking on women jokes.
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again.
Q: Why do little boys whine? A: Because they are practicing to be men.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A1: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, A2: three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You're not holding the pillow down hard enough.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women ... ? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manual".
Oh shut up. You know you laughed.