Monday, September 25, 2006

The Benevolent Dictator

My son has confided to me his secret plans for world domination. I told him his teachers need to give him more homework, to keep that overactive brain occupied. I finally conceded that if/when he becomes a dictator, I would stay home and bake cookies so he will have them when he comes in from a hard day of conquering. I then asked him to remember how nice I have been to him.

He told me that if nothing else, my death will be quick and painless.

What a guy.

5 comments:

Odat said...

You've raised him right....good job. ;-)

mist1 said...

You do realize that by blogging about his secret plans for world domination, that the plans are no longer well, secret. You are opening him up for a coup before he even gets off the ground.

MyHeartHurts said...

A true gentleman! lol ~M

Nihilistic said...

*plotting a coup*

heartinsanfrancisco said...

That's so good to know.

Isn't it great when kids have ambition?