My son has confided to me his secret plans for world domination. I told him his teachers need to give him more homework, to keep that overactive brain occupied. I finally conceded that if/when he becomes a dictator, I would stay home and bake cookies so he will have them when he comes in from a hard day of conquering. I then asked him to remember how nice I have been to him.
He told me that if nothing else, my death will be quick and painless.
What a guy.