My son has confided to me his secret plans for world domination. I told him his teachers need to give him more homework, to keep that overactive brain occupied. I finally conceded that if/when he becomes a dictator, I would stay home and bake cookies so he will have them when he comes in from a hard day of conquering. I then asked him to remember how nice I have been to him.
He told me that if nothing else, my death will be quick and painless.
What a guy.
5 comments:
You've raised him right....good job. ;-)
You do realize that by blogging about his secret plans for world domination, that the plans are no longer well, secret. You are opening him up for a coup before he even gets off the ground.
A true gentleman! lol ~M
*plotting a coup*
That's so good to know.
Isn't it great when kids have ambition?
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