Sunday, November 26, 2006

Controversial Toys

Crazy for You Bear from Vermont Teddy Bear. This toy brought on such an outcry from mental health organizations that the Vermont Teddy Bear company discontinued it. Too bad, I think its kind of cute.

Trash Talker Elton. He says such inspiring phrases as, "Want to be my Rectum Romeo?" and, "Ahhh, don't worry, I won't tell anyone you're gay. HE'S GAY!!" You can see him in action here.

Trash Talker Bubba. Yes I know it is from the same company, but the things he says just had to be shared. "Meet my sister, uh.... I mean my wife." and "Isn't your cousin a nice piece of ass?" Classic. Available here.

Ballsy Bear. He says things such as, "I've got a stiffy that just won't quit," and "I swear she told me she was 18!" This is truly an educational toy. Every kid should have one.

And finally, I saved the best for last... Answer Me Jesus. It is the religious icon version of the Magic 8 Ball. Ask Jesus a question and flip him over and you will get your answer:

Okay this is it, I think I am officially going to hell now. If you guys need me, I'll be kneeling beside my bed, praying for my soul.


Odat said...

And you wonder why you have and earache??? (only teasing!)..I really hope you feel better. and I think I'm going to invest in one of these here toys...havent' decided which yet.

Just D said...

OMG I didn't think of that...... God is striking me down.


The CEO said...

And what should I pray for? OK, no more ear ache!

MyHeartHurts said...

I'll pray for you... but that was absolutely piss my pants hysterical! lol Thanks! ~M

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Ohhh, the New Age toys...No wonder the kids have attitude....or are they toys for grown ups??? Hmmm...

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Holy shit!!!

I haven't seen any of these. It's not fair. Other kids get all the best stuff.

I often imagine Jesus saying exactly that, "I died for this?"

Oy .

Crankster said...

Elton! Oh my God--there's gotta be somebody I can buy that for.