Crazy for You Bear from Vermont Teddy Bear. This toy brought on such an outcry from mental health organizations that the Vermont Teddy Bear company discontinued it. Too bad, I think its kind of cute.
Trash Talker Elton. He says such inspiring phrases as, "Want to be my Rectum Romeo?" and, "Ahhh, don't worry, I won't tell anyone you're gay. HE'S GAY!!" You can see him in action here.
Trash Talker Bubba. Yes I know it is from the same company, but the things he says just had to be shared. "Meet my sister, uh.... I mean my wife." and "Isn't your cousin a nice piece of ass?" Classic. Available here.
Ballsy Bear. He says things such as, "I've got a stiffy that just won't quit," and "I swear she told me she was 18!" This is truly an educational toy. Every kid should have one.
And finally, I saved the best for last... Answer Me Jesus. It is the religious icon version of the Magic 8 Ball. Ask Jesus a question and flip him over and you will get your answer:
Okay this is it, I think I am officially going to hell now. If you guys need me, I'll be kneeling beside my bed, praying for my soul.
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And you wonder why you have and earache??? (only teasing!)..I really hope you feel better. and I think I'm going to invest in one of these here toys...havent' decided which yet.
OMG I didn't think of that...... God is striking me down.
PRAY FOR MEEEEEEEE!
And what should I pray for? OK, no more ear ache!
I'll pray for you... but that was absolutely piss my pants hysterical! lol Thanks! ~M
Ohhh, the New Age toys...No wonder the kids have attitude....or are they toys for grown ups??? Hmmm...
Holy shit!!!
I haven't seen any of these. It's not fair. Other kids get all the best stuff.
I often imagine Jesus saying exactly that, "I died for this?"
Oy .
Elton! Oh my God--there's gotta be somebody I can buy that for.
Thanks!
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