Monday, August 28, 2006

Blonde Corner, Sorta

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep................. .SHE'S BLONDE!

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5 comments:

Jessica said...

that just made me and my husband laugh out loud!!! what a great trick!!!!

Odat said...

Good one roll! (again)!

ChiefMommy Owl said...

I am for sure going to pull that on my husband this Thanksgiving - if I can wait that long.

Sara :)

curmudgeon said...

I need to do that to my wife. She'd have a hemorrhoid.

markoos said...

omg, that is the best story ever! i love pranks like that.