I was looking through my site stats this morning, and it showed a hit from a search for "Grandpa Smurf Having Sex."
[Insert befuddled expression here.]
What the.........? First of all, WHO would be searching for something like that, and second, WHY would it hit on this blog???
Okay, I know I did do the post with the 7 types of sex, and Smurf Sex was one of them, but it was a JOKE people... I am not into kinky cartoon sex. (We can discuss the kinky real sex later.)
How would kinky cartoon sex go anyway, just at the critical moment one of the participants (probably cute and furry) would stop and hold up a sign saying "Harder Faster," while the other participant (probably a little creepy looking, think Elmer Fudd), would hold up another sign saying, "You want this baby?" While pulling the cute furry participant's oversized ears.
Okay I have hit a new low. This post is disturbing on so many levels.