She'd be dangerous if she were on broadband.
Well now I am, so look out. I was on cable internet for quite a while, but the bug of frugalness struck me and I dropped it about a year ago. Since that time I have been on extremely cheap dial up (can you say $4.95 a month). It did okay for what I needed.
But now I'm on Bellsouth's Extreme DSL (yeah baby, 10 MB download in 19 seconds, that was way cool).
The only problem with it is that it is considerably more expensive than my $4.95 a month dial up.
I wonder how long I'll be able to keep it, considering my cheap ass ways (she wonders, detachedly).