I just received this in an email from a New Yawkah that I worked with at a local retail facility. We both hated it and we bonded over our mutual hatred of the retail business. He has since moved to Florida (and left me to suffer the cold) and regardless of what this message says, he's been married forever and a day.
I just emailed him back and told him that I would not be getting married now, thanks to him and his profound email, that it has opened my eyes. I shall continue to live like the strumpet I am - in heathen sin.