The following is an actual conversation I recently had with my son*.
The most awesome son ever: Hey, you should ask Lulu (not her real name) to ask Wayne Coyne if I can take him to lunch. Maybe it will help that I'm in college now?
Me: Would probably be more helpful if you had actual cash to take him to lunch with?
Awesome son: I can spare some money for WAYNE COYNE. Gosh..
Me: lol You're so cool.
Awesome son again: Seriously though.
* The names have been changed to protect the innocent.