Sunday, January 04, 2009

Bathroom Encounters

Setting the scene: Emergency stop at McDonalds to use the facility after drinking a very large diet Coke on the way to Frederick, Maryland (JC wanted to eat at Checkers but when ya gotta go ya gotta go). Whilst in the facilities, the following conversation took place between an elderly red headed female and myself while I washed my hands:


Me: Not paying attention really.

Her: "Oh, excuse me." Brrrrrrp

Me: Small smile but continuing about my business.

Her: "I have not been well."

Me: "I'm sorry to hear that."

Her: "I died twice."

Me: "Oh my."

Her: "They brought me back."

Me: "I see this."

Her: "I'm relearning to walk."

Me: "You're doing good."

Her: "I'm not well."

Then she walked out of the restroom, leaving me standing there fighting off a fit of the giggles.

The giggles started when I got back into the car.

The End.


Jess said...

You know me, and I don't really laugh this early in the morning. Ok, so it isn't morning, but I did just get up, but anyway, I totally died laughing at this! They brought me back...I see this...MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Gah I wish I could have been there!

Deb said...

You'd have been looking at me and mouthing "BLOG POST!"