Conversation with Jess, (who, by the way, has the most hysterical post for today), after walking into MY office and seeing that she had put a box of something in my chair...
Me: "WTF??" (only not said all the way - like this: dubya tee eff??)
Her: Explaining why the stuff was in my chair, then making fun of me for something completely unrelated and nonsensical.
Me: "STFU." (ess tee eff yew)
Her: "LOL." (el oh el)
*If you need a translation, let me know ASAP, ROFL.*