Monday, July 23, 2007

Those Damn Squirrels






My son and I recently had a giggling fit over the news that Iran had arrested 14 squirrels for spying. This act of rodential (I just made that word up) espionage seems to have made it into the international news:

Israel

India

UK

US

Australia

This particular quote is what started my offspring's and my own giggling fits:

Mohammadi asked me if I knew where the squirrels were from, and I told him that I didn’t know. Then he came to his own conclusions. "I bet they were British squirrels, they are the most cunning," he replied.
Even a day later this line brings tears of utter glee to my eyes. hehe

Poor Iran. I know exactly how they feel. I was inundated with French Assassin Mice this past winter. I showed them though. It seems the French government failed to train their Assassin Mice to resist the temptation and the danger of peanut butter in a mouse trap.

Damn French.

3 comments:

Odat said...

Omg...this is hysterical!!
Peace

Fighting Weasel said...

Our special forces squirrels are only eclipsed by our killer badgers....
http://tinyurl.com/2zy6xv

The CEO said...

Damn French went Capitalist and now they have killer squirrels. I just knew it was going to happen. The sky is falling, the sky is falling, SHORT SKY.