Oh Geeze

I found this on Craig's List. I'm not exactly sure how to categorize this guy.

Ugly? No problem.

Smoke? No problem.

Drink? No problem.

Poor? No problem.

Mildly handicapped? No problem.

Drug user? Sorry.

Incurable Disease? Sorry.

Ex con? Sorry.

Bad attitude? Sorry.

Likes to live in filth and clutter? Sorry.

Loves dogs? Sorry.

Religious fanatic? Sorry.

Self centered? Sorry.

Self righteous? Sorry.

I know I'm a bit picky, but I'm worth it. :-)