Thursday, January 25, 2007

The ANNOUNCEMENT

Fellow Bloggers, I have decided that, after much agonizing and self-analysis and at the urging of my attorney, as well as due to privacy issues, I will not be running for the office of the President of the United States in 2008. I know this will come as a shock to some of you, and some of you will have been expecting this concession. However, I have come to realize that the private sector is where my true calling lies, and public office will demand too much from my family, not to mention wanting to avoid the failing reputation of political office.

I personally would like to thank each and every one of you, my friends and supporters. I could not have gotten this far without your undying loyalty, and I will announce my endorsement for Presidential Candidate at a later date.

Please refer all questions to my Press Secretary.

7 comments:

Bikerbabenj said...

I'm crushed... Disappointed beyond belief! NOW who I vote for?

,,,mumbling Hillary...

Odat said...

But you didn't even form an "exploratory committee"! (or did ya, hehe, and didn't tell us?)
Peace

mist1 said...

I am still planning on running for First Lady.

Crankster said...

And this is the problem with politics today--all the talented people are staying in the private sector.

Brian J. said...

Pheh.

Read your Constitution. You've got to be at least 35 to be president.

The CEO said...

And I was so trying to decide on the embroidered panties or the lace ones. Oh well, maybe next time.

Just D said...

The ones with the bows CEO, that would be my choice for you.

And brian, you charmer you. wink wink nudge nudge

Okay, I have to make a further confession, the skeleton in the closet thing *might* have contributed to my need to withdraw.

I'm saying no more.