I love pulling pranks on people. I don't do it very often or it will completely ruin my credibility and none of the pranks will work. My very best one though was one that I pulled on a girl I used to work with. She was about 8 months pregnant. One day at work, I called the office and disguised my voice (I had a friend in on it with me who went into the girl's office with her, just to keep her calm.. we didn't want any premature labor or anything going on). So anyway, I call and ask for her husband. She says he isn't there he is at work, but that she is his wife and can she help me....? I said, would you give him a message, tell him that his paternity tests are back and he needs to call the clinic.
"WHAT??? OMG!" (Of course at that time people rarely said OMG, they always said the full ohmygawd, but for time and space purposes I modernized it.)
I could not contain myself then, I burst out laughing, the friend in the office burst out laughing, and the girl figured out what was going on. I feared for my life. Good thing she couldn't catch me with that big baby belly of hers. hehe
I TOTALLY have a plan for my next prank. The next person that I hear who is having their dog neutered, is going to get a call from the vet's office, informing them that the dog had been neutered, but in the process it was discovered that the dog was a hermaphrodite and needed to be spayed as well.
That's going to be so fucking great. hehe