I was given the Monty Python's Flying Circus DVDs for my birthday. But you know that because I already told you.
The discovery is this:
The name Harry Potter is not original. (Cue dramatic musical exclamation point here.) Actually, the original Harry Potter was known as Harold Potter. He was turned into a Scotsman by a tennis obsessed blancmange.
Hey don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. I must tell it as I see it.
Now, for your viewing pleasure....... Hell's Grannies