Tuesday, October 24, 2006

All You Ever Wanted to Know About Me But Were Afraid to Ask

I am getting to the point that I think these meme things are a bit silly, but I liked this one and "borrowed" it from another blog before anyone got a chance to tag me with it. I freely confess to using this as filler content to keep from having to come up with anything original. So sue me.

Nine-Layer Cake
A meme to peel aways the layers of you.

LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Deb ;-)
-- Birth date: October 28, 1962
-- Birthplace: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
-- Current Location: Savannah, Georgia
-- Eye Color: Very dark brown, nearly black
-- Hair Color: Brown (and that's all I'm saying about that)
-- Height: 5'6"
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Newfoundlander & Native American (I'm a white newfie squaw chick)
-- The shoes you wore today: Burgandy mules.
-- Your weakness: Ponytails, killer sarcasm & Scottish accents.
-- Your fears: That my daughter will never be okay.
-- Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni with extra cheese and extra sauce.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Immediate goal: To become certified paralegal; Long term goal: To live in another country, just for fun.

LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don't use AIM anymore.
-- Your first waking thoughts: OMG I'm late!
-- Your best physical feature: I have nice fingernails.
-- Your most missed memory: I think I'll skip this one for now, thanks.

LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Jolt Cola
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds. I am hooked on the Monopoly game.
-- Single or group dates: Single.
-- Adidas or Nike: Whatever is on sale.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.. Red Rose.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: mmmmmmmmmm chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Both.

LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Not for a year.
-- Cuss: As often as fucking possible.
-- Sing: I will hum "It's a Small World" at work just to annoy my office partner.
-- Take a shower everyday: I never take showers, but I love baths and take 1 or 2 a day.
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yes.
-- Want to go to college: Maybe, but who knows.
-- Liked high school: It was okay. I was too busy being responsible and shit to have much fun.
-- Want to get married: Been there done that, wrote the book. No way will I do it again.
-- Believe in yourself: If I don't, who will.
-- Get motion sickness: Umm, yeah, I'm a big baby that way.
-- Think you're attractive: I don't frighten small children or dogs.
-- Think you're a health freak: Definitely not. I think about doing better though.
-- Get along with your parent(s): Yes, most of the time.
-- Like thunderstorms: Almost my favorite thing.
-- Play an instrument: I play a mean set of spoons.

LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yes
-- Smoked: No
-- Done a drug: No (Tylenol PM, but I don't think that counts)
-- Made Out: Not since Scotland. :-(
-- Gone on a date: No.
-- Gone to the mall?: Yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: No
-- Eaten sushi: ewwww NO
-- Been on stage: No
-- Been dumped: No(ish)
-- Gone skating: No.
-- Made homemade cookies: Yes
-- Gone skinny dipping: No
-- Dyed your hair: I am in definite need of a dye job.. maybe tomorrow.
-- Stolen Anything: No

LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes
-- Been caught "doing something": I've done lots of things, been caught at some of them, gotten away with some of them. This question needs to be more specific, such as: Been caught having sex behind the bushes at the local tourist trap cemetery? I would have to answer no to that one too, because we were never caught. ;-)
-- Been called a tease: Yes
-- Gotten beaten up: No... who would want to beat me up? I'm much too cute.
-- Shoplifted: No
-- Changed who you were to fit in: No. Love me or leave me the fuck alone.

LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you are hoping to be married: No way.
-- Numbers and Names of Children: There are two.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: Okay, I'm falling off a cliff to certain death, and next to me in the fall is Brad Pitt and an Elvis impersonator minister, Brad and I get married just so we don't have to die single. Plus it made Elvis happy to be of use in the last few moments of his life.
-- How do you want to die: Falling off a cliff with Brad Pitt & and Elvis impersonator minister.
-- Where you want to go to college: Come on, college is for kids.. University is for the academic snobbery. One day, when I'm retired and bored, I will go to university.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Comfortable in my own skin
-- What country would you most like to visit: Italy is next on my list to visit, but I would love to go back to Scotland to explore for a while longer.

LAYER NINE:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: None.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: My parents, my son, the WRS.
-- Number of CDs that I own: Not that many.
-- Number of piercings: None
-- Number of tattoos: None. Vibrating needles are scary things.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: Ummm.. I was framed I tell ya!
-- Number of scars on my body: Two - one where I ripped my arm open trying to catch a frog (shaddup, I was 12), and one on my forehead where I had stitches when I was 3. That one has turned into a wrinkle. I call it my character wrinkle.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: There are a few, some minor, some major. I would imagine that you will eventually find them all out as long as I continue to blog.

There ya have it. My last meme (until the next one). I refuse to be sucked into the tagging thing, so I won't tag anyone specific. If you want to do this one, go for it. If not, you will have bad luck for 13 years and you will sprout hideous tentacle-like zits on your forehead.

Or not.

3 comments:

Odat said...

Hmmm..How every brave of you! Can you play "It's a Small World" on spoons?????

Michael C said...

Thank you for sharing. That was a long one. I feel my 13 years of bad luck beginning.

Just D said...

Michael,

We need a pic of the tentacles.

Thanks.