Saturday, August 05, 2006

Email of the Day

One day Boudreaux is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks Boudreaux, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

Boudreaux answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks Boudreaux, "Brother have you found Jesus?" Boudreaux replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" Boudreaux again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks Boudreaux in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks Boudreaux, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?"

Boudreaux still drunk, wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

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