Thursday, August 24, 2006

The Blonde Corner

Ya gotta love blondes! I heard rumor that D is a blonde that went brunette! That would explain somethings. Anyway, a bit of blonde humor, I hope you enjoy

A blind man enters a blondes bar by mistake .
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud
Voice, " Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.

In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, " Before you
Tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind,
That you should know five things:

One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler ..
Five:?? I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black
Belt? in karate, and a very bad attitude!

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke ?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:

" Nah. ..? Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Editors comment, "Wow this guy has a set!"


1 comment:

Odat said...

Bad , Roll, Bad......