Friday, April 21, 2006

Things I've Learned

The past couple of years seem to have been one trial after another. Just when I think things have calmed down, something else comes along to mess up my equilibrium. I wouldn't call it all a total loss though, because I have learned some valuable lessons.

The top ten things I've learned in the last two years:

1. Although insomnia can be uncomfortable, it won't kill a person;

2. If you love someone, TELL THEM, don't let them assume anything;

3. Teenagers can be lethal to a person's self-esteem;

4. Some people truly are irreplaceable;

5. There is such a thing as too much advice;

6. Curtains can be torn down even if you use screws to fasten the rods to the wall;

7. Cat pee is forever;

8. Garbage doesn't carry itself out;

9. The old saying, "What doesn't kill us makes us stronger," can be taken either as total fact or pure bullshit;

10. I seem to have a bit of a twisted sense of humor.

And a couple of extra just for shits & grins:

11. My favorite saying from 2006 (so far) is, "Holy crap dude, you just got hit by a train!"

12. I have a favorite saying?


Odat said...

I can relate....just when you think you're going to get a breather, you take a deep breath, and bang....another brick wall hits you in the i've survived with my sense of humor and you look like you're doing the same.....never loose it!!! ((((((((((hugs)))))))))))

curmudgeon said...

How's this?:

13- Phukkit.