Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Here I Am Again

Middle of the night, wide awake, so I decided to surf some blogs. I sat quietly for a while, reading the blogs I came across, and although I am definitely not qualified to make any kind of judgment, I will anyway because this is my blog and I can write what I want.

Top Ten Things I've Noticed About Bloggers:

1. A few bloggers consider blogging as a major undertaking, that having a weblog automatically makes them writers. I read one in particular written by a woman who even labels herself a writer, but the blog was boring. She was a writer of boring (not unlike myself, but that is beside the point, at least I am AWARE of being a writer of boring).

2. Some of the best blogs were written by drunk bloggers.

3. Posting a picture of a kid with food smeared all over their face isn't necessarily adorable.

4. Teenagers from Singapore put so much crap on their blogs that it nearly locks up my computer when I accidentally surf to one.

5. I'm not the only one who blogs about the miracle that is Jelly Bellies.

6. Blogging and poetry do not mix.

7. If I don't see anything of interest in the first 1.2 seconds then I surf to the next one. I think I have the attention span of a fruit fly.

8. The best way to get lots of comments is to write a post about sex.

9. "I noticed you noticing me, and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too" is the best blog quote EVER.

10. It never fails that when someone puts a song on their blog, they never say what the song is. What if I love it and need to buy the CD?? hmmmmm???

(I just had a pop up ad start talking at me.. that was new, and a bit frightening.)

Okay, thats all for now. I guess I will go read a chapter of my book and then I'll fall asleep again.


Sassan Sanei said...

Bwa ha ha ha ha! It's all so true!!!

markoos said...

that's bloody awesome. i agree with sassan, funny cuz it's true.

i hate those talking smiley face pop up ads. grrrr!

not gonna tell said...

Came over from steven's sight. I like that you drew your photograph. I was going to do that with mine and try to get it to look like Roger from american dad, but alas.

I have a few boring posts of my own. You're right about sex. Those posts elicit the most responses.

...oh and another thing said...

Oh, and drinking and internet postings? Like hot and fudge, baby. Like hot and fudge.

Just D said...

mmmmmmmmm fudge

Hell.. easily sidetracked with the promise of chocolate. My secret is out.