Dog Chows Down On Man's Penis
March 10, 2006 12:35 p.m. EST
Ayinde O. Chase - All Headline News Staff Writer
Dueren, Germany (AHN) - A German man playing with his brother's Jack Russell is rushed to the hospital after the dog chomped on the his penis.
Daniel Dietmaier says the dog nearly bit it off after his brother's girlfriend told it to "attack" as a joke.
Following his visit to the hospital, Dietmaier is seeking substantial damages, alleging the woman did not even help him as he lay on the floor writhing in agony after beating off the dog.
Her reason for not helping- she fell to the floor laughing.
Friday, March 10, 2006
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