Friday, March 10, 2006

Nuff Said

There is no possible way to improve or enhance this story. The last line is the one that got me.

Dog Chows Down On Man's Penis

March 10, 2006 12:35 p.m. EST

Ayinde O. Chase - All Headline News Staff Writer

Dueren, Germany (AHN) - A German man playing with his brother's Jack Russell is rushed to the hospital after the dog chomped on the his penis.

Daniel Dietmaier says the dog nearly bit it off after his brother's girlfriend told it to "attack" as a joke.

Following his visit to the hospital, Dietmaier is seeking substantial damages, alleging the woman did not even help him as he lay on the floor writhing in agony after beating off the dog.

Her reason for not helping- she fell to the floor laughing.


Joe Bob said...

I think the sentence prior to the last one might be open to some that's why she laughed...I'd have probably killed the dog in the heat of the moment...

curmudgeon said...

"after beating off the dog"
Well, the dog probably wanted more!