Fires everywhere, all around us. OMG we're all going to die!!!
Okay Okay, its not THAT bad. In fact, I've not even seen any smoke, but from the sounds of it the fires are pretty bad and are expected to get worse on New Years Day.
My dad, who is a panicker, is already planning their escape route.
I'll be back home in Georgia by then, so I'll just have to watch helplessly from a distance as my mother, in her infinite wisdom, refrains yet again from killing my dad when his back is turned.
Okie dokie, I'm off for the day. See ya later.