I was in the process of removing all my posts and I was just going to leave one that said "Goodbye," but I have found myself noticing the absurdities of life again lately and need an outlet to post them. Facebook doesn't do it for me because my parents (and all my Canada-ian relatives) are listed as friends there, and any fucking bad language would cause my parents to disown me and remove me from their will. Soooo.. here I am, back again.
I've been gone so long that I don't know what all the Blogspot does these days, so I will have to spend some time exploring all the various bells & whistles (and do lots of button pushing) to see what is what. Hopefully I won't screw my blog up because 1) I no longer have a backup of it since I reformatted my computer; and 2) there is no 2 really, I just thought numbering my sorry excuses made them look more plausible. Hopefully there will be a few of you who remember me. If not, maybe a few more friends will wander this way.
Okay so let's start with current news. We (as in J and myself) have bought a house that we will be moving into at the end of the month. It has a pool. The rest of the house is irrelevant. Unfortunately, moving into a house with a pool in Maryland means that the pool will be unused until next spring, and that fucking pool will be mocking me all winter long. Stupid pool.
Also, I have discovered that "Do you have a blog?" is now an accepted job interview question. How am I supposed to answer that?? Do I confess to having a blog and have them find out that I'm an irreverent cow, or do I lie? Its a conundrum. ADVISE ME PLEASE!
In further news, our dog Maybe has gone senile. She is 16 years old and for the most part acts like a puppy (when she's not asleep), but she has also forgotten that she is housetrained and that peeing on the carpet is a definite no-no. How do you discipline a 16 year old senile dog? I can't smack her on the nose with a newspaper cuz it might make her pee again.. plus that would feel like I'm trying to discipline someone's grandmother.. it would be disrespectful. Another conundrum.
So there ya go. Posting my mundane daily issues make them seem more interesting really.
I MISSED YOU GUYS!!!
11 comments:
You need to update your blogroll, too.
I will do, but only if you promise a Dr. Creepy post. ;-)
I'll see what I can do.
I'm glad to see you're still at it. Me, not so much. I really should have started blogging under a pseudonym so that I could have maintained a little anonymity and privacy. Don't really have that on a blog named after myself, unfortunately. :-(
In any event, good to have you back.
Maybe its time to make another blog under a pseudonym?
That'd be too simple. Let me plod over this a while and come right back to the same idea :-)
Remember you can't tell any family at all, it has to be totally separate. How else can you tell us about the size of your last night date's arse?
:-)
Who the hell are you?!? Do I know you? Oh wait, I take it all back...did you say POOL?!? Is the May/June time frame good for you?!?
Yeah Jess, May/June is fine, but I'm not THAT far away. You can always come for a weekend anytime this winter ya know.
Winter sminter. BLAH on cold.
Wuss.
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