In Honor of Halloween (and because I'll be offline for a few days)

I thought I'd put together a list of the all time top 5 horror movie titles with the cheesiest descriptions (in my inflated opinion, that is). Without further ado:

#5 Buttcrack

The gun-totin', Bible-thumpin' Preacher Man Bob must right the universal karma accidently set wrong when Brian inadvertantlty kills his obnoxious butt-cleavaged roommate, Wade.  (I have actually seen this one and laughed my ass off BWAHAHAHAHAHAA...  was a Christmas gift from the former boss dude.)

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#4 Rabid Grannies

When given a demonic present by their black sheep nephew two kindly old grannies are transformed into demons who proceed to gorily knock-off their greedy relatives.

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#3 Killer Condom

A professor blackmails a student of his into having sex with him. But when the professor puts on a condom, the carnivorous condom bites off his penis and disappears.

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#2 Pot Zombies 

Radioactive weed turns people into zombies with the munchies for human flesh!

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#1 Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

When the American Chicken Bunker, a military-themed fried-chicken chain, builds a restaurant on the site of an ancient Indian burial ground, local protesters aren't the only ones crying fowl!

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Personally I can't wait to watch the Poutrygeist movie  (I bet I never look at KFC the same again.).  I totally plan to watch all the rest for Halloween.  :-)