I Stole This From A Friend's Facebook

This makes perfect sense to me.  Obviously dogs have less sense of humor than birds.  Either that or birds are too easily influenced and dogs have an inner maternal streak.  Either way, if my dogs start trying to dictate when I consume any alcoholic recreational beverages they are going to be locked in the bathroom for the duration.

Just sayin.

I'd have loved to have heard the police officer's conversation as they drove away from that one.   hehe